My New Makeover in 2011

As I gazed in the mirror at the woman looking back at me,
I said, "Girl, you a glamour now you see,"
For your eyes look weary and your hair like a tree.
So between me and you...you need all three.
HAIR, NAILS, AND AN EYEBROW WAX.

MOVE LIKE CHRIST

As we enter into 2011, let us always endeavor to move like Christ.
Beginning this year, you make a huge stride to change your direction
to the another side.

ME

If you thought I was something last year,
the phenomenal woman that I was.
The work that God is going to do in me.
Is too great to foresee.
Stand back and watch my transformation right beforew your eyes.
Because I am unbelievable, inconceivable and too unstoppable and fantastic ME.

NEW YEAR OF SHOPPING

I was thinking about all that my new year would bring.
The Gucci, Versace, Bebe and rings.
I'll be looking for Prada. She's my new friend.
Hillfiger and I will be tight until the end.
All things are new, Coco and Chanel.
Have all new songs and stories to tell.
I'll be visiting Dior monthly, I think...
Cause my new year is set to have some definite bling.

No Regrets

2011 is the new year.
If you drink, give it up. No more beer!
This is the year we get out of debt.
Full of faith without regrets.
Your of double. The devil's in trouble.
Pray for Jerusalem's peace
And the Mexican drug war to cease.
Our hearts on fire and God will give us our desires.

Greatest Math Problem

2 - all of us girls
0 - in on The Lord
1 - God
1 - Life
=
4 Given